Julie Andrews Joins Slimming World

Remember My Favourite Things from Sound of Music?

I’ve done a rewrite

Happy Saturday, Folks.

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Mustard on hotdogs
And vodka and brandy
Southern fried chicken and 5 cans of shandy
Big icy glasses all filled up with gin
These are a few of my favorite syns
Cream-covered strawberries and crisp apple strudels
Fruit Gels and Babybels
And schnitzel with noodles
Wild geese all roasted with skin on their wings
These are a few of my favorite syns
cheese and rye crackers with camembert melted
Eating my dinner with trousers unbelted
A big juicy burger that’s making me grin
These are a few of my favorite syns
When it’s weigh day
When I’ve gained some
When I’m feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite syns
And then I don’t feel so bad
Bacon and fried bread and custard on crumble
hot sausage sarnies when my tummy rumbles
Proper big pizzas with base nice and thin
These are a few of my favorite syns
Fried garlic mushrooms and black pudding slices
Sorbets, Cornettos and other nice ices
Wild ducks in pancakes, plum sauce on their wings,
These are a few of my favorite syns
Baskin and Robbins and Miller and Carter
Having three courses including a starter
Orange dark chocolate that melts into things
These are a few of my favorite syns
When it’s weigh day
When I’ve gained some,
When I’m feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite syns
And then I don’t feel so bad

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